Sometimes I feel like I am floating away from myself, away from my reality at a rate that defies the laws of gravity. And at the same time I feel as though I am sinking, falling eternally as wave after wave of life crashes over me. And then sometimes I remember that I am only human, thoughts, wishes, hopes and all. But that does not staunch the flow of pain that resides permanently in my chest...
Lets get weird
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? NO
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? NO
3. Have you taken someones virginity? NO
4. Is trust a big issue for you? YES
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? NO
6. What are you excited for? NOTHING
7. What happened tonight? BESIDES NOT SLEEPING....NOTHING!
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? YES
9. Is confidence cute? YES
10. What is the last beverage you had? MANGO FRUTISTA
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? NONE
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? SEVERAL
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? GRADE PAPERS
14. What are you going to spend money on next? BILLS
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? NO
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? I HOPE SO
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? CURRENTLY....NO ONE...I KEEP IT ALL INSIDE LESS CHANCE OF BETRAYAL
18. The last time you felt broken? ALWAYS
19. Have you had sex today? NO
20. Are you starting to realize anything? YEP...THIS CHAT IS LONNNNNNGGGGGG!
21. Are you in a good mood? NO NOT REALLY
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? FUCK NO
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? YES
24. What do you want right this second? TOO MANY THINGS TO SAY
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? IF I HAVE A CLAIM....DUMP HIM.....NO CLAIM....IT'S WHATEVER
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? NO
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? NO
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? TUMBLR POST
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? YES
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? NOT EVERYONE
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? NO, I'M INDIFFERENT
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? PROBABLY NOT
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? NO, I AM A CERTIFIED PEPSI ADDICT
34. Listening to? ADVENTURE TIME "I'M JUST YOUR PROBLEM"
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? EVERYDAY
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? CURRENTLY, NO...BUT I HAVE AN IDEA
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? YES
38. Who did you last call? CO-WORKER
39. Who was the last person you danced with? BABY COUSIN...HE'S 1
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? THE MOMENT CALLED FOR IT
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? WEDNESDAY
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? NO
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? NO
44. Do you tan in the nude? I HAVE A YEAR ROUND TAN
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? YES AND NO
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? NO
47. Who was the last person to call you? MY COUSIN
48. Do you sing in the shower? NOT ANYMORE
49. Do you dance in the car? KINDA HARD TO DRIVE AND DANCE
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? NO
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 2010 SENIOR PICS
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? SOME OF THEM
53. Is Christmas stressful? I HATE CHRISTMAS
54. Ever eat a pierogi? NO
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? APPLE I GUESS
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? RACE CAR DRIVER, NINJA
57. Do you believe in ghosts? NOT IN THE PARANORMAL ACTIVITY SENSE
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? YES
59. Take a vitamin daily? YES WHEN I REMEMBER
60. Wear slippers? YEP
61. Wear a bath robe? NO
62. What do you wear to bed? T-SHIRT
63. First concert? UTADA HIKARU
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? ALL 3
65. Nike or Adidas? NIKE
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? CHEETOS
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? SUNFLOWER SEEDS
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? I DON'T LIKE HER, HER FACE ANNOYS ME
69. Ever take dance lessons? DOES LATIN DANCE GYM CLASS COUNT?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? BUSINESS MAN
71. Can you curl your tongue? YES
72. Ever won a spelling bee? NO, NEVER ENTERED ONE
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? NO
74. What is your favorite book? WHEN I'M READING FOR LEISURE... "UNTIL YOU" FOR GENERAL PURPOSES... "THE CATCHER IN THE RYE
75. Do you study better with or without music? WITH
76. Regularly burn incense? NO
77. Ever been in love? AT THE TIME I WOULD HAVE SAID NO, NOW THAT I LOOK BACK....YES
78. Who would you like to see in concert? EVANESSENCE
79. What was the last concert you saw? UTADA HIKARU
80. Hot tea or cold tea? I DON'T LIKE TEA THAT MUCH BUT IF I HAVE TO THEN HOT
81. Tea or coffee? DON'T LIKE EITHER VERY MUCH...IF I HAVE TO CHOOSE... ICED COFFEE
82. Favorite type of cookie? MADELIENES
83. Can you swim well? I SINK WELL
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? YES
85. Are you patient? YES
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? IDC
87. Ever won a contest? ONCE
88. Ever have plastic surgery? NO
89. Which are better black or green olives? NIETHER
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? DO IT! DO IT ALL NIGHT!
91. Best room for a fireplace? LIVING ROOM
92. Do you want to get married? YES, EVENTUALLY
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. →
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Whenever a woman says, "I hate girls; they're...
Normally I would agree with this but I’ve been teaching a class of 22 seventh grade girls for a year and they ARE a bunch of catty bitches!!!!!
IN CELEBRATION OF NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH, DO...
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer? (Kitchen Counter)
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why: (Indifferent....half way through I realized that I didn't want to be there)
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed: (Fuck yeah, Lord Sesshoumaru)
4: Something that never fails to make you horny: (Kissing my neck)
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:(The same state my mom lives in)
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when (he started sweating like he had just finished running a marathon and it DRIPPED on me....yuck)______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny: (can't think of one)
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone: (Rope, duct tape can be fun if used properly)
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]: (see above)
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny: (play love story by rain)
11: Top or bottom? (Depends on my mood....I like to dominate but I also like to be dominated)
12: We were about to __(fuck)__________ but then __(he didn't have a condom so I said "yeah right, my family is fucking fertile a sneeze is enough to get one of us pregnant)____________
13: [example: we were about to have sex but then his mom walked in]
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary? (Multiples are always great but you have one good one it is fucking awesome)
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find: (My Toys of course)
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:(i can't remember)
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex: (OMG....it's oral sex... enough said)
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:(some one tried to get in the backdoor with out a pass, that did not turn out ok for him)
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?] (no, i don't know)
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:(HELL NO.....No babies till I'm ready please)
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had? (Don't remember his name but he was my gym teacher freshman year of high school)
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:(the usual and then why not throw a nice hoagie in there)
23: How big is too big (peniswise):(When the pain outweighs the pleasure then yeah....)
24: One sexual thing you would never do: (Toss a salad)
25: Biggest turn on: (someone who makes me laugh)
26: Three spots that drive you insane: (my neck, behind my knees and if he can find it...my g spot)
27: Worst possible time to get horny: (at work....i'm a teacher of horny 7th graders)
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans: (hell yeah...it's like a christmas bonus)
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had: (none so far)
30: How much fapping is too much fapping: (there is never enough fapping)
31: Best sexual complement you ever got: (Does OH GOD! count?)
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji: (WTF...JUMANJI? EWWW.....landing strip)
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut: (i'm inclined to say no but there are exceptions)
34: Fill in the blanks: "If they _make me wet with a look___________, we are fuckin"
35: What your favorite part of your body: (Not sexually....my feet)
36: Favorite foreplay activities: (all of them)
37: Love (>,
38: What do you wear to bed? (with someone....nothing....without someone....whatever)
39: When was the first time you masturbated: (I was 13 I think)
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself? (Hell no, that's just asking to get caught)
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside? (never)
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside? (depends)
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome? (I have not but I would)
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate? (it's not random, just a dildo)
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work? (hell no)
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane? (no...those bathrooms are one step away from porto potties)
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to? (insatiable....Darren Hayes)
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny? (most things are non sexual until you make them sexual so IDK)
49: Most attractive celebrity? (Girl- Scarlet Johansen, Boy- Rain)
50: Do you watch gay/lesbian porn? why/why not? (Yes, it's interesting)
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now (OOOOOOHHHHH TRICKY....NOT ANSWERING! LOL)
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online? (Nope)
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny? hairy asses
54: Do you have stretch marks?
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
66: Do you watch porn?
67: How small is too small?
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
71: Do you feel comfortable going "commando"?
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn't shaved their pubic hair?
73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
74: Booty or Boobs?
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
76: Have you ever been on an official date?
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
thuswindburn: Maaan, OM…..FUCKING...
I LOVE YOU…….WITH ALL MY HEART……DON’T START TEARIN UP BITCH…..I WILL DENY THIS LATER!!!!!!!!
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The Hidden Garden: You are such trash. →
I don’t hate people. But you dance that fine line where I just can’t stand you and I HATE you. For you to claim to love a woman so much but turn around and disrespect her…For you to claim to forgive but throw it in her face every chance you get. For wanting to work things out but give her shit… oooooooooooooooooooooooooh who pissed u off?